Tales of the Parodyverse

Chapter two of A new Villain in the Parodyverse


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Mon Jul 07, 2003 at 01:46:58 pm EST
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Previously: Visionary and Cheryl went shooping and suddenly she attacked him.
As seen in
http://www.mangacool.com/php/show.php?board=parodyverse&msg=20030702153446



“What is wrong, cutie?” asked Hatman to his girlfriend. Sorceress was levitating in the middle of the room, over his head “No that I’m complaining about the view, mind you”

“I don’t know. I cannot pinpoint it, but something is going on in the Lor, something about Visionary” The magician shuddered, coming to floor level again. “I have been having bad feelings the whole day. I need a clarifying spell, to concentrate… go to save the world, my love” purposely she pushed Hatman out from her room and began to mutter ancient words. The candles flicked and finally she could see what was wrong.
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“He looks so harmless asleep. Of course being tied up like a salami helps.” Lisa commented looking at Visionary. She has just opened the door of the abandoned house where Sorceress’s premonition said Visionary would be. All of them were surprised of learning Visionary was amiss, having not noticed his absence yet.
“Mind control! Mind control!!” Visionary, awaking suddenly, screamed “Cheryl is under mind control!”
“Mind control, my arse!” Lisa muttered back while cutting the rope that kept him unable of any movement…” shut up or I close the door again and tell Cheryl we found you with a bullet between your eyes”
“Cheryl would want proof, like his corpse” Fleabot, taking it literally, pointed out
“Then I will have to shoot him myself, won’t I?.. With a good lawyer, and I know the best, I will be on the street before I can get my clothes off”
“That is quick” admitted Fleabot
“Hey!..It is my murder you two are discussing..” Visionary said with as much dignity as he could manage. He didn’t like Lisa’s speculative looks to him.
“Yes, dear…And whatever mess he is in, I would like to keep my husband without extra holes” Cheryl grinned from the door. “Are you okay, love? I’ve been worried sick about you” She hugged affectionately her husband
“Gah, get her. If not under mind control, she is Anti-Cheryl!” her husband shouted
“Anti- Cheryl, the Impatient One? The HTML Goofy Lady? No very catchy” Lisa disregarded
Visionay was on a roll now “Okay, perhaps no Anti-Cheryl but whatever lame villain of the week is supplanting us. She knocked me out after making me accompany her to the sales..”
“Sales? Did you try to grab something she had her eye on ? A jury would find violence is justificable under such circumstances, you know …” conversationally Lisa commented “Anyway, Cheryl was at NASA the whole day . Have you been eating poppy seeds again?”
“Now dear, It is not polity to make fun of him in this state” Cheryl grinned “there is something more here than the normal confusion after being hit in the head. Why don’t we go back, have a nice cocoa and we let him to tell us what happened?. You look really unsettled” Cheryl finished freeing her husband (Yes, HH he was in bondage.. ) and waved to Donar who was menacingly guarding the front door.
“Where is my wife? why have you dyed your hair blond again?..And er… where is the cat outfit?” Visionary was still mumbling while Donar walked hastily to him. The demi-god patted strongly Visionary’s back. “ I missed thee, mine friend”
“Really?” Visionary touched by Donar’s concern asked.
“Aye, most un-witted one. Our most famed RC fights art not being the same withouth thee” Donar smiled at him
“you had to spoil it….But it’s good to see yon ugly face again” Visionary grinned back

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Back at the LoR headquarter

“Sooo, summarizing…This scantly clad woman woke up beside you in bed, she was brunette, when Cheryl is clearly blond, and you try to make us to believe you confused her with your wife? Ha!. You are on for big trouble” Lisa grinned sipping her hot cocoa back in the headquarter
“Give the guy a breaking, sweetheart. Visi was cheating, what is all about the noise?” Yo in his male shape helpfully added.
“Verily, minuscule one” Donar agreed but seeing Cheryl look at him, hurriedly added “If you cheath with yon doppelganger, art no cheatingth. No offence to most engineer lady”
“Well, if someone was supplanting me as well as even my own husband didn’t notice the difference, everybody is in danger. How can we trust each other? Apart from the hair color, she was exactly like me. She talked like me, even behaved like me..She has made her homework, and was pretty good. If we hadn’t got Sorcy warming so quick, Visionary could be death by now”
“No to worry. I’m taking the matter seriously” Lisa dismissed. “NTU is updating his old retina scanner. In few moments we will know if we are who we say we are, even you dear." She made a mental note to check what exactly their medical insurance covered. "I believed your husband when he said he was tricked by “you”.Apart from that, I have been trying to summon the Dark Knight too. To ask him to keep a look on villains from the underworld with a possible grudge against us. However, They didn’t want to kill Visionary, they could have done it easily, lord knows. Everything that can be do is being done... However, ummm, Donar? Care to check if my room have been bugged?” the lawyer with a sexy wink aproached the Odin'son.
“D’oh, I hath to..er..take rabito for a walk ” And grabbing the happy bunny by his bigger ear hastily abandoned the room

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“Particularly I hate impersonations or gender confusions” NTU said looking pointedly to Yo. The pure thought has joined him and Zebulon in the medical lab “That is why I made a minor changes in my old retina scanner. Optic fiber makes miracles, but it’s too expensive. I’m confident that the butter we used will have the same effect. Now the scanner can even differentiate one alternate reality person from their doppelganger.”
“Nicely done, bossy” Zebulon complimented and Yo-woman, in her cheerleader outfit, made a little dance to celebrate it. “Now we just need one voluntary…”
“Sigh. That is always the difficult part. Just because one or twice things have not worked out like they should. But the dynamite in the front door is under control now, and the stunning guns dosen’t turned on so randomly lately. We are getting there…”

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Following NTU announcement that he needed a voluntary to test the scanner, everybody seemed in a hurry to do some task or another. Yo could be sick, but he wasn’t a fool. He left the building and went to look for rabito. Only when s/he was alone or with children Yo was his old self. That is why he could notice the ominous feeling that overcame him. It was difficult to scare the genderless being, he knew about his nearly omnipotence, being bullet-proof and all, but he shivered detecting the shadowy presence in front of her. Suddenly, s/he realized the extent of their problems and the person responsible for all of them.
“I’m not knowing you, but a Yo being you are. Right?” Yo greeted a vaguely humanoid shape, meanwhile realization of what was going on came over him “To hurt us you came, yes?. No cleaned after born you been then. Okay donkey, what do you want here, evil being?”
An ugly grin distorted Yo’s opponent features. Without spoken words, looking straight to Yo, he answered. His cold eyes showing hate.
“I don’t want power, I don’t want money. Those are human’s motivations. Knowledge I want. Does that make me evil? Call the ones who sent me “evil”. Your compatriots. Nosotros wants you back to our planet; they wanted me to kidnap your allies and fly back home with them. You have been stubbornly refusing to return to Yo-Planet after your mission here was finished (Seen in Yo-Quest arc). You would have followed us, tried to help your friends. Because you are pitiful with your humans emotions. You have been corrupted with mortal flesh. But for this ugly task they needed a being born from an evil thought, so they didn’t clean me with the Happy Sauce. The bastards, they couldn’t do it by themselves, they cannot kidnap, murder, or lie. They are too damm righteous. That didn’t stop them of leaving me dammed with unhappiness. I’m useful to them. Pure evil, or at least they told me that is what I am. Funnily, they miscalculated. I won’t be ordered, pushed or used, because I’m my father’s son. I won’t kidnap your friends, I will kill you all, I will show Nosotros I don’t accept orders. And killing you, I won’t have to see your happiness, the same happiness they denied me.”

“That is wrong. Do you understand the difference between good and evil? “ Yo thought back with a concerned look. That was the first Yo-being no cleaned after being born, and he didn’t know how he could be constrained. For the first time in his life, Yo wondered if he would have to commit a murder to save the things he loved, and blamed Yo-planet for their misguided cruelty. “And why do you tell me all of that?. You know I will do my best to stop you, I will tell others with the power to stop you”
“But you are sick, aren’t you?. As soon as someone approaches you, you will forget our conversation and worry only about your looks or about sex with human women” The enemy spat “I want you to suffer, like I’m suffering. You are hold responsible for my destiny. When I kill your friends, I want you to know that you could have saved them, let them prepare if only you would have remembered about me on time. They would never think a Yo-being is on their tail.”
“Why did you kidnap Visionary? The less powerful one?. Because You know I care about him?” Trying to gather as much information as possible, Yo kept questioning the evil entity
“That was the main reason, but Visionary was just a way to test myself, to see if I could pass for a human successfully. I have to admit, I wasn’t expecting the LoR to find him so easily. I made minor mistakes; I won’t make one in the future. Till then keep yourself out of trouble. You will have many soon enough. And here comes Donar, looking for you” With that the pure evil thought vanished

“You art fine, Yo?” Donar concerned asked his friend “We art thinking you hath vanished like Visionary. Hath thee seen a gosth?”
“A date?” Yo asked "You being liking Yo?"



Some notes:

1)Yo beings are created from human thoughts. Because some thoughts are not being good, they are cleaned inmediately with an old ceremony and the Happy Sauce from the Happy place. Now they can be as happy as they are
2) Yo was sent to earth by Nosotros, leader of Yo-planet. They wanted the LoR help when they were having some difficulties. The adventure finished happily, but Yo stayed on earth regarless. He won't go back permanently, he has a mission here (repopulate the happy place with bunnies between other things), and he has friends. All of that was shown in the long long story that was "Yo-quest"






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